remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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