508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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