You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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