I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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