do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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