We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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