Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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