Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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