I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
NoShamevember. You game?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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