i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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