shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
