Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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