she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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