Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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