Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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