On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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