Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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