You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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