Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Are these your boobs on my camera?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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