garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
