I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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