no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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