So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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