just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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