FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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