no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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