Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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