i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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