wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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