my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
