i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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