I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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