There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
