I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She said her name was "party"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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