What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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