did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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