why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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