i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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