and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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