What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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