the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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