Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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