North Korea, Best Korea!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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