I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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