Me too!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
