Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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