Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The ass gains better be worth it
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