i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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