she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
