That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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